U AIN'T HARD, BRÖE

by Petty

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released July 31, 2014

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Track Name: I FUCKED A CAR
I was walking down the street
I met a girl who looked nice to me
She was blue, black, lined in red
I couldn't get her out of my head

Took her back home to my house
In my garage she's quiet as a mouse
Outside the guys are all staring
at me in my Chrysler LeBaron

You see my lady, she's a car
When I fucked her, it left a scar.

Exhaust pipe hole
I fucked a car
Got no soul
that fucking car
I fucked a car

Now my dick is scarred.
Track Name: STOMACH PAINS
I've got stomach pains
I've got stomach pains
I wanna go away
Cause of my stomach pains.

I've tried tums and shit
I've tried resting.

Nothing works
Always hurts
Stomach Pains make me
go berserk

AHHH
AHHH

Fuck a stomach
Fuck a life
Get me out of here
Mom, mom, mom, mom help!
My stomach hurts.
Pepto Bismol Doesn't work

Every time I go outside
I'm in pain just being alive
Everything aches like UGGHHH

Misery, misery,
take it out, misery.

Stomach pains
spreading to my brain
Track Name: BRICK IN THE FACE
Hi, my name is...
Hi, my name is fuck you
Hi, my name is die
Hi, my name is I'm gonna take this brick
and throw it through your FACEEEEE

Red brick tears face to shreds you're dead
You're dead! You're dead!

And when I'm done I'm gonna take that mashy pulp...
Feed you to my cat
Feed you to my dog
Feed you to the fish
Feed you to the rats
Feed you to your mom
Feed you to your dad
Feed you to your grandma
I hope they're sad about it

Pulpy mash, pulpy muck
That's your skin, stupid fuck!

They won't have a body
but I'll give them the brick
Track Name: THEY/THEM/THEIRS
If you call me a guy
I'll flay the spot between
your stomach and your eye
and throw it on the freeway

It's they/them/theirs
Track Name: SHIT (FUTURE COVER)
Look up the lyrics to the original by ATL rapper Future. It's kind of the same.
Track Name: INTERNET PRESENCE
Your internet presence sucks
your internet presence blows
It blows big fat chodes

Your internet presence sucks
your internet presence blows
It sucks big fat cocks

(the rest doesn't really matter)
Track Name: HOSPITAL
(your guess is as good as mine)